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Title: Conspiracy
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Words: 1600
Rating: PG
A/N: I know, shocking lack of porn. Sry. Established Kirk/McCoy, shortly post-XI.

( Conspiracy )

I originally posted this at http://florahart.dreamwidth.org/1014744.html, and you are welcome to comment there. OpenID and/or anon comments are allowed.

Title: Jingle Bells
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snarry100's prompt #192: Jingle Bells
Warning(s): Silliness
A/N: Harry owes Severus big time.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Jingle Bells

So my week of awesomeness continues being awesome. Another gift for me posted! ART. Yes, someone really loves me. *buys another lotto ticket*

The only downside is that I'm pretty sure this is the last possible gift to post for me, lol. BUT! Considering how awesome everything I've been given has been? I am so so so lucky.

Today's gift: Taste on Kinky Kristmas, which is ART, of the VERY not safe for work or inlaws or children variety. It's a gorgeously drawn Kingsley and Charlie (unf!) and there are bits of male anatomy sort of front and center, but dude. The tongue and the licking and the hipbones? I'm...just... unf. And ngngngh!

I believe I shall just collapse right here into a puddle of gooey squee. *collapses*


Also, and this is like a 180° twist in this post, but leela_cat is doing a Eight Days of Hanukah event on her journal. I've already snagged some delicious recipes from her and read one of the most beautiful bits of original femslash, but yesterday's offering was a Snape-centric gen fic which is just completely moving. The Friday Box is a story you really need to read.

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: Taste
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: licking?
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: none

( Taste [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42
From: A Mysterious Member!

Title: Exposed
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (mentioned)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage
Other Warnings: EWE
Word Count: 3257
Summary/Description: "In which Harry jumps to conclusions and Draco jumps Harry."
Author's Notes: I cannot say enough about how incredibly helpful r_grayjoy was in the writing of this fic. She's an awesome mod (as you can clearly see on daily_deviant any given day, and an even more awesome friend.

Dear my recipient, I hope you enjoy this fic!

( Exposed )

Title: Rest and Relaxation
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry takes an enforced holiday.
Word Count: 482
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Mild angst, a sad lack of porn.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles prompt 16: Christmas robin. This is part 16 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment and True Bond.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Rest and Relaxation

Title: Divine Intervention
Author: Darcy!
Giftee: calanor
Word Count: 3,579
Rating:NC-17
Pairing: Severus/Harry, a very little bit of Ron/Hermione, Severus/OFC
Warnings/Kinks: *AU, follows some plot lines of DH, EWE*
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When Harry gets an assignment from the Minister to find a missing child, Harry never expected to find love at the oddest of places or at that special time of the year, Christmas.
Author's Notes: I would like to thank the lovely S for being my beta at the last moment. I had so much fun writing this fic.

( Divine Intervention )

Fic for: cardigrl
Title: Through The Years
Author: to be revealed


Pairing: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: Hard R
Warnings/Content Info: highlight between brackets if you prefer story warnings:
[AR - Snape lives.]
Summary: It takes years, but eventually Kingsley teaches Severus about the important things in life.
Disclaimer: The world of HP and its characters belongs to Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made.
Word count: ~12,200
Author Notes: Cardigrl, I had a lot of fun creating this for you, I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to my beta readers, who shall remain nameless for the moment, and to the mods for facilitating this fest.

( Fic for cardigrl )


x-posted to DreamWidth & LiveJournal

Little Halo's scroll and eggs: ~*~

Halo's scroll, hatchling and egg: *~*

Title: With Your Nose So Bright
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating :R
Pairing: Harry Potter
Author: lilyseyes
Word Count: 300
Prompt: #17/Reindeer
Warnings: *AU, Harry is 5 years old, implied child abuse/neglect – my take on Harry's childhood. P.S.: These will have a happy ending!*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Summary:Harry spends the day with Mrs. Figg
Note: This drabble series was inspired by the fabulous art drawn by oldenuf2nb of little Harry in his cupboard - Christmas under the Stairs.

( With Your Nose So Bright )

To: odogoddess
From: Your Secret Santa

Title: Perfectly Imperfect
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Summary: Severus wants more than anything to make their first time together perfect.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~3,400 words
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Dramatic fluff, graphic depictions of sex. So, pretty much what you were expecting, I hope! Thanks so much for such clear and careful prompts! I really enjoyed writing this for you.

Read the story here.

To: ragdoll
From: Your Secret Santa

Title:Time Well Spent
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Charlie/Millicent
Summary: Charlie has a hard time getting the girl.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~4,000 words
Warnings: none
Author's notes:Happy Holidays ragdoll, I really hope you like this. There was a lot to work with, but this pairing stuck out the most in my mind. Thank you to S and R for inspiration and beta help, I appreciate it greatly.

Read the story here.

For day three of my fandom appreciation foojigger, I wanted to wax lyrical on dacro, who is not only an awesome fandom friend, but quite possibly the nicest person I have ever met. Whenever I read a truly horrible news story or hear some vicious gossip, I make myself feel better by remembering there are people like dacro in this world, balancing things out. She's compassionate, she's funny, she's really smart, and she has wonderful people skills. I challenge you to be in the same room for her for ten minutes and NOT walk out feeling like you've made a great new friend. The time I spent with her and adele_sparks at Terminus, gluing fangs on Basilisks, was quite possibly the most fun I've ever had in my life. We sat and laughed and acted like goofs and talked about writing and deep subjects and her excellent, excellent Snarry Games story and transformative works and really, it was just amazing. I love you, dacro! And thank you for the lovely card!!!



In other news, I was supposed to have jury duty today but the trials fell through, yay! In less yay news, our entire office is sick, lol. You'd think you were walking into St. Mungo's or something, seeing us all slouching at our desks, red-eyed, coughing and sneezing. Luckily, I took that Zicam so my cold is the most mild. I get the occasional sneezing spell, but mostly I'm okay. Everyone else looks like death on wheels.

Also, I'm very sorry, but I decided not to do stories on the postcards because I just don't have room. My handwriting is so bad I can't fit anything coherent on there. So instead I'll try to do a Snarry for all of you here soon.


OH, OH! And I forgot to tell you! amethyst_hunter's card is THE BEST! I laughed so hard! I will scan it tomorrow to share. I love her doodles. Thank you, amethyst_hunter! I hope you get your gifts soon!

Hi everyone!

I hope you're continuing to enjoy the fest! I just wanted to take a moment to encourage anyone with any suggestions, comments or recommendations to send an email to snarryholiday [at] gmail [at] com. Additionally, if you have found any of the warnings, on a piece of fic or art, to not be adequate or accurate, please let us know by emailing us. :)

Thanks!
bewarethesmirk

I have no idea what it could be, but I must have done something DAMN good, because I am being SHOWERED with awesome fic this fest season.

TWO fics today. TWO. *puts up fingers, shows you* TWO.

First (in the order that I saw them, lol), was the gift written for me on daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, He Wants Him, which is Bill/Draco and Charlie/Draco (and has one of my favorite new kinks: double dipping!!). Part of my request was that plot be left entirely out of the fic. :D Yes, I'm serious. Plot was my deal-breaker. Hey! It's Kinky Kristmas. Don't judge me! :P

Anyway, the author totally took my prompt and ran wild with it and it's AWESOME. I totally flailed. Even if you're not into HP fandom, you should probably check this one out, because dude, you don't need to know anything about the fandom to drool over it. Seriously.

And then!! As if that wasn't enough... I checked my LJ flist and what to my wondering eye should appear but a happy_trekmas fic, for me!!! ME! *flails more* This was a sublimely intense bit of Kirk/Spock with sensory deprivation and much hand porn along with some really awesome Vulcan history. I was so drawn into this fic, just the language that the author uses is fantastic and lyrical in the extreme.

Songs of Seleya.

And that's not even taking into consideration the fact that I've already received an awesome Drarry fic on harry_holidays and an utterly magnificent Snermione fic on snapelyholidays.

I'm gonna go out and buy a lotto ticket now. :D I'm sure to win!

Bah, meant to cross post this way earlier.

Title: Determination
Artist: Slughorn!
Giftee: entrenous88
Media/Medium: PaintTool SAI, tablet
Rating: R/NWS
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape (it is snarry hols after all :D!)
Warnings: *Nekkid*
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A forced bond has certain requirements...and ramifications.
Artist's Notes: I adore forced/accidental bonding stories, so I thank entrenous88 very much for the opportunity :D I hope you like it!

Guess who is done with finals, omfg.

Tomorrow I am going to celebrate by doing laundry. Which doesn't seem exciting, but I am down to the Clothes I Never Wear. Which is also a good indication of what needs to go in the donate pile.

ALSO I AM GOING TO DRAW. My god, am I going to draw. Later when I am a little less DONESQUEE, I will post some shots of my projects. I am pretty damn happy with them.

Title: Finally
Author (Beta Reader): the_minx_17 (leela_cat)
Fandom (Pairing)—Rating: QAF (Brian/Justin)—Adult
Word count: ~450
Excerpt: It took years for them to reach this point.
Warnings: Years post 513. Pure porn, no redeeming value at all. None. Oh, and felching. *looks innocent* What? They liked it, trust me.
Disclaimer: Nothing about Queer as Folk is mine. Well, except the fricking addiction.
AN: Yeah, it's all because I wanted some porn. Surely I can't be the only one jonesing for porn.

(  Finally  )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: shellydkitty
From: A Majestic Member!

Title: Most of what is good dies fast
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Crossdressing, implied spanking, implied striptease(ish)
Other Warnings: Small, easy-to-miss tattooage/piercings! Mild cousincest! Mysteriously alive Sirius! Improbably high heels! A sex-god!Sirius sandwich! Harry's collarbones! No chan, though.
Artist's Notes: Deviant #62, I tried to incorporate as many of your kinks as possible -- say, have one of them sit alone in a shady corner while voyeuristically masturbating to the post-striptease crossdressed roleplay spank fucking -- but all of the boys wanted to jump in on the action and I was nigh powerless to prevent them. Hope you enjoy this anyway! It was loads of fun to draw. Contrary to whatever the title may imply, this piece contains absolutely zero character death. Photo reference used. :)
Art Preview:


( Most of what is good dies fast [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: He Wants Him
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Draco, Charlie/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cuckolding, Dirty Dipping/Sloppy Seconds
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,540
Summary/Description: Bill wants Draco. Charlie wants him, too; especially after Bill's fucked him.
Author's Notes: Much Kinky Happiness to my recipient. I offer you a gift with a distinct lack of plot, as requested.

( He Wants Him )